jimbobos:

two-boobs:

i was walking at school and i turned a corner and this tiny sixth grader bumped into me and he looked so sincere

he said “oh my god oh my god i’m sorry i was running and i just turned and i didn’t mean to bump into you are you okay”

and i stared directly into his eyes with a straight face and said

“ten million years dungeon no trials” in my highest voice

and i think he might have started crying idk

oh my godf